10-Day Christmas Ecourse.txt
10-Day Christmas Ecourse
Email #1
Subject: Gluten-free Christmas ideas
Dear [Name],
Many people are trying to eat more gluten-free options these days. But, some people really cannot have gluten even if it is Christmas. They are intolerant to it, or they have Celiac disease which makes...
Email #1
Subject: Gluten-free Christmas ideas
Dear [Name],
Many people are trying to eat more gluten-free options these days. But, some people really cannot have gluten even if it is Christmas. They are intolerant to it, or they have Celiac disease which makes...
Assorted Jokes.txt
Assorted Jokes Assorted Jokes
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his
exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.
Q: What do goblins drink when there hot and thirsty?
...
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his
exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.
Q: What do goblins drink when there hot and thirsty?
...
Ghost Jokes.txt
Ghost Jokes Ghost Jokes
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
.A: Dayscare centers.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.
Q: What does a ghost ...
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
.A: Dayscare centers.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.
Q: What does a ghost ...
Monster Jokes.txt
Monster Jokes Monster Jokes
Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties
...
Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties
...
Mummy Jokes.txt
Mummy Jokes Mummy Jokes
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: Why couldn...
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: Why couldn...
Pumpkin Jokes.txt
Pumpkin Jokes Pumpkin Jokes
Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
A: A penguin w...
Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
A: A penguin w...
Skeleton Jokes.txt
Skeleton Jokes Skeleton Jokes
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: W...
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: W...
Vampire Jokes.txt
Vampire Jokes Vampire Jokes
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q:...
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q:...
Werewolf Jokes.txt
Werewolf Jokes Witch Jokes
Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch...
Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch...